What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Why are cats good at playing video games?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What car always breaks the rules?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?