What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did one plate say to the other?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?