What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where would you find an elephant?