What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
I like telling Dad jokes.