Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why are baseball games at night?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?