What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do elves learn in school?