What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why do cows like being told jokes?