Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
