What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do insects learn at school?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Do dads always snore?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
