What birds make average students?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What fairy loves to count?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?