Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
What's a tuna's favorite game?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Where do surfers go to school?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did electricity win the race?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Where would you find an elephant?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What fish loves to play in a band?