Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
What do cats wear to work?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's the slowest 5k?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?