Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
How do you wash a lamb?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What food is a man's best friend?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?