Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Which computer won the talent show?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
