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Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
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What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?