What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Look clover there.
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How do you care for a sick bird?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is the strongest animal?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
