What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Look clover there.
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why are books always so angry?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why was the dog so popular?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's the scariest letter?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?