What event do spiders love to attend?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the person sit on the clock?