Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why are basketball courts always wet?