What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What is another name for a cow?