What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?