If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How do you organize a space party?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?