How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
How do eggs end a TV show?
How do you get straight A's?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did one plate say to the other?