If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a forklift?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?