If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do fleas travel?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?