Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?