Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?