What's the most magical part of a turkey?
The wishbone!
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
How does dinner smell?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?