What's the most magical part of a turkey?
The wishbone!
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What animal could Noah not trust?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
