Which big cat loves to drive?
A jaguar.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
