Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What country has the most fish?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What does Santa call Christmastime?