Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
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What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What sport do horses love to play?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
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What is time's favorite breed of dog?
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What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
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