Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
