Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
When is Dad's bedtime?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What bird is always sad?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Which family member has tusks?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What kind of water do fireworks like?