Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
What do you call a famous turtle?
How is life like toilet paper?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why was the fish so smart?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?