What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?