What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
