Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Surprise!!!!
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the pig go to the casino?