Why was the math book sad in winter?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How do you grill cheese?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
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What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What says: oom oom oom?