Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
