Where do you take sick ponies?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do cows like to dance to?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What kind of bird can write?