Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What does a female lion call her mate?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why are farmers so laid-back?