Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What day is your mom always right?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?