What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Can February March?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call two birds stuck together?