What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Bee-hive yourself.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
