My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
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What do cows say when you milk them?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why are ghosts always single?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?