Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
How do you spot a modern spider?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What are the strongest days of the week?