Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a household of counselors?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a retired cowboy?