What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A snore-kel.
How does a penguin build its house?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the frog starve?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
