What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A snore-kel.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What condiment has wings?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?