Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which animals make the best football players?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What was the detective duck trying to do?