What do you call stolen cheese?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?