What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
No punchline available
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What day is your mom always right?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
