What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why are cars magic?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why don't fish play basketball?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call lending money to a bison?