What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How does a witch play loud music?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?