What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
Why is summer always sad?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
How does dinner smell?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?