What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Families are like fudge.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is the strongest animal?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?