Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
It makes love a bad thing.
What do bees say in the summer?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?