Why did the snake cross the road?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Where do clowns go on vacation?