Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
It makes love a bad thing.
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What car does Yoda® drive?
How do fleas travel?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?