Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
It makes love a bad thing.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
