Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
It makes love a bad thing.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why do math teachers love March?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's a dog's favorite book?
When do astronauts eat?
What car can't keep a secret?