Why do kittens know so much about church?
What fish only swims at night?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which insect is the smartest?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?