Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why is the piano so hard to open?