Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?