Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why was the dog overweight?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Where do superheroes blend right in?