Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What nationality are most fish?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What bird is always sad?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?