What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How can you make 7 even?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?