Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Which fly makes films?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?