Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What animal has the most fun?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?