Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Because they got that swing!
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
When does a horse talk?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why was the math book sad?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?