Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Istan-bull.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What color are all the books in the library?
How do fleas travel?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?