What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What fish only swims at night?
Why was the spider so smart?