Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Istan-bull.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Which fly makes films?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why do bees gossip?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a handsome runner?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
