What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What is the strongest animal?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a smelly horse?