What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's the noisiest food?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do termites go camping?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
