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What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
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What day is your mom always right?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
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What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?