What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What condiment has wings?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did one plate say to the other?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"