Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Where do termites go camping?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why are books always so angry?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?