What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?