What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?