What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
