Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do cows say when you milk them?