What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call the dog magician?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?