Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's the politest month?