What's a tuna's favorite game?
Go fish.
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's the politest month?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?