Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do fish use for glasses?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Who invented fractions?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What is blue and not heavy?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?