Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why are fish such good architects?
Where do books sleep?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why is winter considered holy?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?