Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?