Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a pile of cats?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why is a computer so smart?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
