What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?