What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?