Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How is life like toilet paper?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
It's allergy season again?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What animals make the best students?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do mice need oiling?