What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How do bunnies stay fit?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What says: oom oom oom?
