What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Which relative loves rice?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?