Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
When do mice play every day?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?