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What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What kind of bird can write?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?