The museum curator needed a break.
So she took her van to gogh out of here!
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How do hurricanes see?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What animal floats best?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a short cow?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
