The museum curator needed a break.
So she took her van to gogh out of here!
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why was the dog overweight?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?