What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?