Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How do you wash a lamb?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?