How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How do fireflies start a race?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?