What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What color are all the books in the library?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What table can you never sit at?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?