Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
He had a hard time coming out of his shell.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Which plant has the best roar?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is the strongest animal?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the bicycle call its dad?