Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
He had a hard time coming out of his shell.
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?