Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
He had a hard time coming out of his shell.
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a short cow?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
