Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
He had a hard time coming out of his shell.
What do you call a famous turtle?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why was the bee sad?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?