What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?