What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
When do cows get tired?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why are all priests fit?
Who are Frosty's parents?