How do cats make a birthday cake?
From scratch!
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What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What words make the best athletes?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the mama goat say to her child?