What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We had a discussion about roses.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why was the math book sad?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?