What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Who invented fractions?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where was Noah born?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?