Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call two birds in love?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do bees say in the summer?
Where do stars go to college?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?