What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why is furniture so generous?
How was the wedding?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do polar bears vote?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Where do hamsters come from?
What was the first animal in space?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?