What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which animal should never work for the government?
