What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Swan Lake.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why is furniture so generous?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why are all priests fit?
Why is money so stubborn?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
