Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How do birds threaten one another?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?