Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's the loudest sport?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What is the smallest lion?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?