Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do elves learn in school?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Where would you put an injured insect?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
