What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why do rhinos charge?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What happens when grass goes out of town?