Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?