What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Which state has the best streets?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
