What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
Where does breakfast live?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?