What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's the most determined bird?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How do amoebas make calls?