What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?