Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
How do bunnies stay fit?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?