Why don't ants get sick?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
A book just fell on my head.