Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What animal floats best?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What vegetables make the best music?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
