What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Which elf is the best singer?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?