What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Which president loved to take baths?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What fairy loves to count?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why was the dog so popular?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
