What do math teachers eat?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which plant has the best roar?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?