Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
When does a horse talk?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why do trees hate going to school?