Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which relative loves rice?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the calf play in the school band?
