Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?