What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What insect runs away from everything?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Where does breakfast live?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?