What do ducks get after they eat?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?