What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
See ya litter!
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?