What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
See ya litter!
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which cats love to be petted?