What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
See ya litter!
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why is the beach so confident?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What color are all the books in the library?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?