What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?