Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is the strongest animal?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which animals make the best football players?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Which dance will a chicken not do?