Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why was the bunny upset?
Where do goldfish go camping?