Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?