How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?