How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?