Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?