Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium.
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do bees chew?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?