Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What animal has the most fun?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Which family member has tusks?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?