Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium.
Why are cars magic?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How do you compliment a cat?
How do frogs get to work?
What's the loudest sport?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
