What do you call a cow in a tornado?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do nosey peppers do?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?