What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
A muscle car.
Why do vampires always look sick?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How do you get straight A's?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did electricity win the race?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
