Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How does a squid go into battle?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you say if you meet a toad?