What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the mother rope say to her child?