What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
A muscle car.
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?