What's the holiest insect?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?