What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What food is a man's best friend?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What type of car do planets buy?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?