Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What tree has the most bark?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?