Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Where does water do all its banking?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How does a taco bless the table?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?