Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What fish only swims at night?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What bee is good for your health?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
