Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a silly hill?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What is the color of the wind?
What do jokesters study in college?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How can you make 7 even?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?