What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What style of music weighs the most?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?