What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the salad say to its dad?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do birds serve on Halloween?