Why do cows wear bells?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?