What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
