What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?