Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Fire hydrants.
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the baby laptop call her father?