Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How does a cow do math?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?