How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why are winter days great?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
When do cows get tired?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do elves learn in school?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?