How do animals blend into the desert?
With camel-flage.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How do frogs get to work?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Which relative loves rice?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Did you know about April 1st?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
