What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How do locomotives know where to go?